Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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