- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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