- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

race-car = rac-ecar

knock knock i have diarrhea

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Yellow People !!

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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