- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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