A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

12 niqqa 12.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What page are you on The gay page.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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