- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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