- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

men's rights activists

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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