- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Nobody cares maddie!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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