- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

I like school Said no one ever.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

how much fish could a chicken

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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