23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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