- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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