what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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