Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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a black man pays his child support

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