- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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