- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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