- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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