- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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