Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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dallen loves penis

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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