- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Neither have I

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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