you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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