- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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