- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

White men's rights

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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