- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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