- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

knock knock Goodbye

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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