- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Matthew Wyckoff

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Women's rights

Whats 1+1? window!

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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