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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

how do you call someone? use a phone

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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