- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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