A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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