- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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