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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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