- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

i found waldo.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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