whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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