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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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