What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

irish man drinking john smiths

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

There's my tractor.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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