- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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