- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

knock knock who's there? your destiny

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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