Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Manchester City

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

quantum physics?

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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