- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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