Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

haha

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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