whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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