What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Gay rights.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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