- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

No your aunties a joke

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

whats 2+2? 4

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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