Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Neither did she.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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