- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Men's rights

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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