- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

God is real.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

The New York Giants

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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