- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What are annoying? Ads.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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