- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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