- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??