You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Emily Walker.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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i saw amango it splootered

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Yellow People !!

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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men's rights activists

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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