Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

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