- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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