- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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