- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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