- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

If you're happy and you know it get a life

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Don't believe in Atheists.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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