knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Male leadership.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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