2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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