What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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