- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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