- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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