- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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