WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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1+2 = 6

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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