10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Gay republicans

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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autistic kids rock

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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