- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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