A jew enters a mall.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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roses are red poo is poo

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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