Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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13 =B you just learned something

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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