How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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