Jewwy Jewstein

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Good job, son.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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oh hey.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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