kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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