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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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