- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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