A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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