why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

women's rights.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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