- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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