- Anti Joke

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

kennah campion when she talks

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.