- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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