Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Tilt your screen back .

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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