- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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