Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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