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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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