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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do I hate? people

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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