- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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