Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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