Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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