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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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