- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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