- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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