- Anti Joke

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes