That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Poop

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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