Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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