What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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