- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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