Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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