- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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