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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Your big dick.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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