- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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