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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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