- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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