- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Seriosly. too much sex again?

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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