A Mormon walks into a bar

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Cripples are lame.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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