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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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