What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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