Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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