Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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