What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Maths.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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