- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

time to spruce up!

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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