- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

womens rights

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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