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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Fine, ladies first.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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