what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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someone called someone else a frog

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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