Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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