- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The chickens have become self-aware!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Ross.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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