- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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