the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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womens rights.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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