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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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