what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Gustavo Andrade

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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