- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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