- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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