your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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