what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

why did the blue berry cross the road

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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