A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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hola said the chinese man

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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