Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Denard Robinson

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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