- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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