- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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