yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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women's rights.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Yo Mama just died.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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