Mahmy

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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