- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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