Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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