- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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