Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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