what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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