- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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