What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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