Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is green and is not grass A frogg

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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