- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

You idiot.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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