Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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