- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

I like that, but why am I happy?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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