- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Communism hehe xd

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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