- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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