roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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haha

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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