- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

civil rights

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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