what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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