Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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