What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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TRICERATOPS!

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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