- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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