how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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