Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Anti Joke

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