Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Worms don't like apples.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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