- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

this website is a bad joke

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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