- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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