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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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