What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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