Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

a man makes a bad joke

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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