What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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