What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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jews

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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