Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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