- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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