How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Albert your flies undone.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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