- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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