Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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