What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

God is real.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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