how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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