Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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