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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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