- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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