There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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