- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

will you like this joke my sources say no

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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