You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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