- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

woman's lacrosse

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A hill billy went fishing

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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