A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Anti Joke

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