Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Error 37.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Andoni was here

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Your big dick.

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Anti Joke

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