Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Weaner

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Peas

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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