- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Golf.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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