- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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