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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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