- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Fat? Jesse Z

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A hill billy went fishing

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