- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

a irish man walks past a bar

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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