- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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