- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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