Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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