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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

My cat just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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