Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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