- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Denard Robinson

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

your so fat. your fat!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti-jokes are funny.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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