Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

this website is a bad joke

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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