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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

were at work systems r down

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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