Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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