you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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