- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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