- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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