Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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A hill billy went fishing

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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