roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Cripples are lame.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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