Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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