How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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dat shoe shine tho

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FUCK YOU

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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