What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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