- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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