what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Women's Rights

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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