yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Allah walked into AK Bar

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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