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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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