- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

I wrote a funny joke.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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