Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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