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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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