Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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